Gaara had the morbid certainty that if they were ever attacked here, Lee would insist that the assailants remove their footwear first.  Since he’d probably have to render them unconscious to get them to listen and comply, Gaara didn’t worry about that foible too much.

-Kindred, Maldoror GW

asker

Anonymous asked: Two kids, very messed up from saving two very different fantasy worlds and then returning home where it's like it never happened, take comfort in each other.

meetcuteproject:

This was a fascinating prompt.  I maybe got a little carried away.

Homestuck, AU, Jane & Dirk
from Curlicue:

——

You spot him right off.

He’s a grade above you—skipped up a year, he’s supposed to be smart.  Smart and talented and weird in that way where even the alienation by most of his older classmates is tinted with a kind of appalled admiration.  So you knew of him in that distant way you know about minor characters in TV shows you don’t watch, a general knowledge with no bearing on your life.

Except today he’s different, and when you see him across the schoolyard you spot it immediately.  He’s in the middle of milling group of departing schoolmates, the crowd flowing around him as they make for buses car rides, and—he’s not just apart, he’s separate.  He stands out from the world like he’s a piece from a completely different puzzle, like his edges are formed in ways not shaped to connect to the people around him.  He watches the other students go by and there’s a brittle, shell-shocked quality to his stillness that you recognize intimately.

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So I wrote a thing!  

It’s like…. Jane & Dirk Alice-in-Wonderland post-Fairy Tale meta or something.  I have no idea where this came from. I just wanted to write the line about Dirk having a magical pony adventure and Fic Happened.

(AO3 link)

cacoethic:

Cut along the dotted line.

(via perpetuallybefuddled)

twiistedsin:

I have the best Kismesis.
Best V-day present ever created.
I can not wait to get this.

twiistedsin:

I have the best Kismesis.

Best V-day present ever created.

I can not wait to get this.

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ofgeography:

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

(via msarano)

ArtistMelanie Martinez
TitleToxic (originally by Britney Spears)

Good brother, best friend.

godtierdave:


EB: for whatever it’s worth coming from a human, feeling remorse doesn’t make you weak! 

just decided to do all the homestuck characters w/ my favorite quotes from them
here’s john to start us off 

godtierdave:

EB: for whatever it’s worth coming from a human, feeling remorse doesn’t make you weak! 

just decided to do all the homestuck characters w/ my favorite quotes from them

here’s john to start us off 

(via asherdashery)

Overuse of exclamation marks makes them dwindle in significance until finally they carry no more urgency than a period—but one that graphically pokes you in the eye as you reach the end of each sentence.

-How Not to Write a Novel

They fall into step behind him, Ronon demanding an explanation for where they’re going. John manages to gasp, “Botany, need a botanist,” and the other man nods before just leaving them in his dust. They won’t let John back into the infirmary when Ronon carries a botanist back over his shoulder. The man has apparently given up kicking and thrashing by the time Ronon comes running back through the halls. And You Loathe the Ground, sardonicsmiley

All I have left to do is write this cover letter and I cannnnn’t. I hate this kind of thing so much.  And yet somehow all my whining and complaining is not solving the problem; feel sorry for meeee.. ;^;

*update*:  Paper is submitted.  wooooooo.  arigato, all.

wolves-within:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGIS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINTAND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVELAND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

PERFECT YES

wolves-within:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

PERFECT YES

(via marrionettekind)

roachpatrol:

ikimaru:


somebody asked for more specieswaps and somehow this happened sfdfj

oh no this is adorable

roachpatrol:

ikimaru:

somebody asked for more specieswaps and somehow this happened sfdfj

oh no this is adorable

(via snarkybookwench)

peachoflife:

dominalumina:

Alright, babies. I’ve never heard of this anime before today, and judging by the trailer’s views, neither have a lot of anime lovers. Reasons why everyone should watch it right now:

  • The main protagonists are a fine as hell lady of color and her mixed daughter
  • The main antagonist is a super fabulous woman of color, in an actual position of power, who rocks natural hair like a boss
  •  Michiko, the main character, is canonically bi and not a single fuck is given
  • The art is fucking perfect
  • There is an actual coherent and complex plot
  • All the main characters have a billion different costumes and they are all super cosplay worthy
  • There are two full seasons, both of which are already out~

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The show is called Michiko & Hatchin and the first episode of the English Dub can be found in full right HERE.

The second is HERE. The third episode is right HERE.
And the whole seasons are available on Funimation and Amazon.

WHOA, YES! You are doing yourself a huge disservice as an anime fan if you don’t give this show it’s fair shake. I marathonned all 22 episodes in one shot, I just could not put it down.

(via eddyckeane)