dirkjake: in which dirk learns that you can maneuver someone into a relationship, but you can’t make them love you back.
Let’s all take a moment to bask in Hussie’s trolling mastery, because I dearly love this man:
-5 months of twitter silence
-(x) Horse gif!
-(x) omg the horse gif was a secret code, update on the 8th?!?
-(x) Hahaha, why would you ever believe the fan conspiracy theories? …clearly he was talking about SBaHJ.
-(x) THE CHAMOMILE WAS THE CODE, update on the 17th, this is not a drill!1!!
-(x) *updates on the 16th*
the surprising, Caliborn-esque plot-twist:
-(x) *un-updates on the 17th*