saffronheliotrope:

curlicuecal:

lizardlicks:

ceruleancynic:

seadweller teeth are fucking terrifying :3

yeah, but can we take a minute to talk about the pharyngeal jaw, too?


Does this fish. have another mouth. inside its mouth.

Holy shitballs. Since I’ve already written Cronus with cuttlefish tentacles maybe I need to write Meenah with a pharyngeal jaw.
Goddamn.

#xeno#i made it about homestuck#now how to make it remotely sexy#i do like jake english with a danger kink#world’s most terrifying blowjob#hmmmmm



I am terrified and yet sort of intrigued.  Mostly terrified.

saffronheliotrope:

curlicuecal:

lizardlicks:

ceruleancynic:

seadweller teeth are fucking terrifying :3

yeah, but can we take a minute to talk about the pharyngeal jaw, too?

Does this fish. have another mouth. inside its mouth.

Holy shitballs. Since I’ve already written Cronus with cuttlefish tentacles maybe I need to write Meenah with a pharyngeal jaw.

Goddamn.

asker

eleutheria-has-won asked: :D :D :D So excited!!!! So, I know AR has a vague idea of how old Seb is, but isn't exactly sure how accurate it is. How old is Seb, actually?

Ahahaha.  You have seen through my clever dodge.  He’s ambiguous.

Mentally he’s all over the map, chronologically he’s god knows, physically… he’s probably… less than 8?  More than 6?  What are kids how do.

No, okay, I know how to do this thematically.  He’s half of 13.  So 6 1/2.  Official-like.

He might be aging at normal speed.  He might not.  He’s a complex person. :p

lizardlicks:

ceruleancynic:

seadweller teeth are fucking terrifying :3

yeah, but can we take a minute to talk about the pharyngeal jaw, too?


Does this fish.  have another mouth. inside its mouth.

lizardlicks:

ceruleancynic:

seadweller teeth are fucking terrifying :3

yeah, but can we take a minute to talk about the pharyngeal jaw, too?

Does this fish. have another mouth. inside its mouth.

asukaskerian replied to your post: “I reminded myself sternly that P…

ahaha XD is this representative of the narration/pov character? cuz interested now.

Yep! It’s from Karen Chance’s Cassandra Palmer series which is pretty cute, if fairly typical paranormal urban fantasy stuff.  The author is pretty funny and has that (apparently) rare ability of writing female leads with different personalities.  Her spin-off series (Dorina Basarab) is about a dhampir who is a badass and takes no shit and also has occasional blood rages and spends a good portion of one book running around with a head in a bag.

hopefullyphd:

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

Since I’m Only Rewarded When My Work is Perfect, I’ll Only Do The Work I’m Good At: the prequel

I reminded myself sternly that Pritkin was a friend. It was easier to think of him that way than to be constantly frustrated by the fact that I wasn’t allowed to murder him. Embrace the Night, Karen Chance

Homesmut Sightings for 18-Apr-2014

homesmut-voyeur:


NEW FILLS:

The Great Escape (part 18a of ?)
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CONTENT NOTES:

The Great Escape (part 18b of ?)
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Somebody should fill that wolf prompt, though. That is some fantastic Jade meta.

biblioholic93:

aesir-blade:

st8remaster:

marcoslittlesister:

ask-the-potato-girl-braus:

grey-eyes-red-scarf:

preserving-humanity:

sprinkleswolfe:

sluttynuggets:

damnjackbarakat:
(snipped)In too deep in my ass omg

rather be in my ass

New divide in my ass.

ponponpon in my ass

Creepy Doll In My Ass.

Say Something in my ass
please dont…

dumbs ways to die in my ass. 

let it go in my ass

Also sprach Zarathustra in my ass

Steam Punk Revolution…
Okay.
in my ass.
okaaay

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

biblioholic93:

aesir-blade:

st8remaster:

marcoslittlesister:

ask-the-potato-girl-braus:

grey-eyes-red-scarf:

preserving-humanity:

sprinkleswolfe:

sluttynuggets:

damnjackbarakat:

(snipped)

In too deep in my ass omg

rather be in my ass

New divide in my ass.

ponponpon in my ass

Creepy Doll In My Ass.

Say Something in my ass

please dont…

dumbs ways to die in my ass. 

let it go in my ass

Also sprach Zarathustra in my ass

Steam Punk Revolution…

Okay.

in my ass.

okaaay

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

the-real-seebs:

roachpatrol:

grimdarkthroes:

I don’t know if you know this but here’s a live feed of porn searches being made right now. 

this is absurdly pleasing

That is surreal.

It really does a wonderful job of highlighting just how very strange everyone in the world who isn’t me is.

but how do I choose a favorite?

"collage lesbains"

"godzilla vs ramon"

or the concise, yet elegant “dames”

the-real-seebs:

dduane:

hedwig-dordt:

hellotailor:

a man wrote an article about this mysterious new Fan Fiction craze, and oh boy did we all learn a lot from it.

kymethra!

Best. Mansplaining. EVAR. :)

What the hell. So I looked, and the article is dated March 1st. So it’s probably not intended as a prank.

Oh man, but the actual article makes me so angry.  Seriously, read this:

[He writes:] The wordage produced by some young FanFic authors/contributors is staggering. …Truly, 300,000 words is a monumental amount of time and effort, and sadly most of it is wasted as the vast majority of FanFic authors will not go on to write in any professional sense. …Additionally, the cost to their private lives, their social development and their social interaction skills outside of internet forums can only be detrimental, not to mention the diversion from study, which could have a huge effect on their college and career prospects. [bolding mine]

Help.  My useless writing abilities are ruining my life in every way.  Wat is social skills how do.

paperseverywhere:

~in which our livestream deviates to breakdance-off and where the Striders lay down the beat

Happy Birthday you dorks!

(via triggersatisfaction)

asker

Anonymous asked: (1/2) hi i just wanted to say that your cyberbunny au is p much my #1 favorite hs fic, and 90% of it is bc your writing is fab, but a v important 10% is bc you do this great thing where you make the reader question the intersection between text+subtext? like, we're socialized to read anger as sexual tension, and sometimes i look at comments+reactions and several people are def reading a lot of the early interaction between AR/kankri as sexual tension, and while i don't think that's necessarily

(2/2) invalid (this is the anon that asked about kankri makeouts, so) i also feel that you make it VERY clear that AR’s anger/confusion/physiological reactions to kankri are extremely legitimate. like, while i def read a subconscious attraction even while kankri was kidnapped (the cake scene where AR’s gaze sort of fixates) you also give AR’s fury a lot of weight, + in a world where a person’s anger is often swept under the rug in favor of going “sexual tension!” i thought that was really great.

Oh, wow, thank you. I love this analysis; it’s really interesting to me to see how my writing comes across!

Because, yeah. AR’s got really good reasons to be pissed. And Kankri’s got really good reasons to be pissed. And while some of those come out of misunderstandings and lack of knowledge they also come out of fundamentally different value structures and priorities. I don’t think either point of view invalidates the other.

Thanks again so much for writing to me! I love talking meta about this fic; it occupies such a big chunk of my brain.

meet-cute writing prompt

meetcuteproject:

meetcuteproject:

He was a boy, she was an ancient god of warfare and chaos. Can I make it any more obvious?

(from Auds)

"Pathetic human king! Your broken oaths have offended the gods and brought my wrath down upon you! There is no escape!"

The voice rumbles, shaking the ground and scattering the sheep. As it echoes across the plain, an overwhelmingly beautiful woman explodes into view with a cloud of smoke and flames. Her skin is the deep color of unlit coal and her hair glows like embers. She brandishes a sword bigger than she is tall.

The goddess steps forward and freezes at the sound of her foot squelching into something unpleasant.

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Auds. Auds, oh my god. You beautiful, beautiful person. <3