dirkjake: in which dirk learns that you can maneuver someone into a relationship, but you can’t make them love you back.

cosmiicprince:

carrotcakebandit:

au where every sports anime is happening at the same school

(via everlind)

dduane:

brilliantpanda:

pie-impala-and-rocknroll:

I should probably go to sleep…

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I should probably-

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I should-

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Fuck it.

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just accept your fate…

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Ah God, so true.

(via edenfalling)

mercurialmalcontent:

#it’s the full arm gesture that really makes it

Reblogging for my mom, who got trapped on a car drive listening to a christian radio show discussion of sexting and how it was a gateway drug.  But apparently if you caught your kids doing it you should think of it as a good thing because it meant you could have a conversation about it.

Which is why every conversation I’ve had with her for the past week has included ironic, yet apparently heartfelt dialogue about sexting, yes thanks mom, you win at trolling, ily2.

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

peoplemask:

peashooter85:

Ancient Roman marble relief panel depicting a winged penis, 1st century AD.

This is definitely old and definitely a winged wang with a wang and another wang, but… not sure it’s Roman. That looks a lot like some Greek letters up top.
Impressed by the level of detail on the foreskin.

is this
classical
dick butt

DICKBUTTS OF ANTIQUITY

“Ancient Romans carved winged penises to ward off the evil eye”

omg
magnificent
….and now I have a new reaction image

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

peoplemask:

peashooter85:

Ancient Roman marble relief panel depicting a winged penis, 1st century AD.

This is definitely old and definitely a winged wang with a wang and another wang, but… not sure it’s Roman. That looks a lot like some Greek letters up top.

Impressed by the level of detail on the foreskin.

is this

classical

dick butt

DICKBUTTS OF ANTIQUITY

Ancient Romans carved winged penises to ward off the evil eye

omg

magnificent

….and now I have a new reaction image

chibigaia-art:

bootycalls

i was inspired by a vine but i cannot find it now hnnnNNN

(via asherdashery)

televisiontelepath replied to your post: “That was the end of the first an…

This occasional Animorphs blogging is making me terribly curious and I’m slowly inching closer to actually reading the things. *sigh*

Excelllllent. >:]

slayslothesikmo:

turntech-timelady:

LOOK AT THE FUCKING DATE

HES BEEN PLANNING THIS

iT WAS EVEN ON 612

or it’s cause this was previously in the comic on 6/12/2013.

…what, do you not keep up with every teeny tiny obscure detail of homestuck trivia?  I can’t imagine why. :p

(via perpetuallybefuddled)

rudylucia89:

holy shit this is rad

(via catgolashes)

That was the end of the first and only great battle ever to involve oatmeal. — Animorphs, The Underground

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon kissing you goodnight

Wow, traumatizing. :|

(via catgolashes)

morganida:

demoneyes-honk:

morganida:

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

SOMEBODY CALL NEPITA

NO

morganida:

demoneyes-honk:

morganida:

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

SOMEBODY CALL NEPITA

NO

(via catgolashes)

asylum-art:

Wisteria bonsai proves big beauty comes in small packages-DDN Japan

As you probably already know, bonsai is the Japanese art of growing miniature trees or shrubs in planters. You’ve may have already seen at least some tiny potted junipers, a common species for bonsai, at some point, but actually many different species are suitable for bonsai, including some flowering trees like wisteria, or fuji in Japanese.

Ohmigod, I want it. I miss my old wisteria tree so bad; they are my favorite. <3 That thing grew like a conquering alien, ate the fence and tried for the garage, and was apparently unkillable by the hand of man. <3<3<3

…Also gorgeous and smelled divine. Those are good traits, too, I guess.

(via ladyofnonsequitur)

curlicuecal:

Let’s all take a moment to bask in Hussie’s trolling mastery, because I dearly love this man:

-5 months of twitter silence

-(x) Horse gif!

-(x) omg the horse gif was a secret code, update on the 8th?!?

-(x) Hahaha, why would you ever believe the fan conspiracy theories?  …clearly he was talking about SBaHJ.

-(x) THE CHAMOMILE WAS THE CODE, update on the 17th, this is not a drill!1!!

-(x) *updates on the 16th*

*everything crashes*

*curtain*

the surprising, Caliborn-esque plot-twist:

-(x) *un-updates on the 17th*